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I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS!

A genuinely jolly Christmas choice.

A comic case of mistaken identity.

A tan-skinned child sees a white-haired, white-bearded, red-suited, light-skinned gentleman enter a store and asks if he’s Santa. The man denies it, but the kid points out that the man resembles Santa. When the man mentions his wife, the child asks if he’s referring to Mrs. Claus. The man protests: “Her name is Cheryl. She’s a veterinarian.” Later, the youngster compliments the man’s “sleigh”—a red truck—and follows the gent home to “N. Pole Drive.” There, the youngster inquires about some nearby reindeer—they aren’t pets, “Santa” says, just neighborhood “wild animals.” Interestingly, “Santa’s” house includes a workshop, where he makes “hand-crafted trinkets,” runs “a coal business,” and employs elflike “assistants.” The man imparts “the true meaning of Christmas”: “spending time with people you love and thinking about others before yourself.” Before departing, the child leaves a long list of gifts—just in case. When last seen, the maybe-Santa gets his truck loaded, and the “wild reindeer” haul him and a burgeoning sack across the night sky. Kids will enjoy this drily witty and original twist on Christmas. They’ll likely have already realized from the outset that, of course, this Santa’s real; they’ll feel vindicated by the conclusion. The humorous, thick-lined digital illustrations feature wide-eyed, racially diverse characters.

A genuinely jolly Christmas choice. (Picture book. 5-8)

Pub Date: Oct. 15, 2024

ISBN: 9780593528488

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Flamingo Books

Review Posted Online: July 19, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2024

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HOW TO CATCH A MONSTER

From the How To Catch… series

Only for dedicated fans of the series.

When a kid gets the part of the ninja master in the school play, it finally seems to be the right time to tackle the closet monster.

“I spot my monster right away. / He’s practicing his ROAR. / He almost scares me half to death, / but I won’t be scared anymore!” The monster is a large, fluffy poison-green beast with blue hands and feet and face and a fluffy blue-and-green–striped tail. The kid employs a “bag of tricks” to try to catch the monster: in it are a giant wind-up shark, two cans of silly string, and an elaborate cage-and-robot trap. This last works, but with an unexpected result: the monster looks sad. Turns out he was only scaring the boy to wake him up so they could be friends. The monster greets the boy in the usual monster way: he “rips a massive FART!!” that smells like strawberries and lime, and then they go to the monster’s house to meet his parents and play. The final two spreads show the duo getting ready for bed, which is a rather anticlimactic end to what has otherwise been a rambunctious tale. Elkerton’s bright illustrations have a TV-cartoon aesthetic, and his playful beast is never scary. The narrator is depicted with black eyes and hair and pale skin. Wallace’s limping verses are uninspired at best, and the scansion and meter are frequently off.

Only for dedicated fans of the series. (Picture book. 5-8)

Pub Date: Sept. 1, 2017

ISBN: 978-1-4926-4894-9

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky

Review Posted Online: July 14, 2017

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2017

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HOW TO CATCH A REINDEER

These reindeer games are a bit tired but, given the series’ popularity, should have a large, ready-made audience.

The How to Catch A… crew try for Comet.

Having already failed to nab a Halloween witch, the Easter Bunny, a turkey, a leprechaun, the Tooth Fairy, and over a dozen other iconic trophies in previous episodes of this bestselling series, one would think the racially diverse gaggle of children in Elkerton’s moonlit, wintry scenes would be flagging…but no, here they lay out snares ranging from a loop of garland to an igloo baited with reindeer moss to an enticing candy cane maze, all in hopes of snagging one of Santa’s reindeer while he’s busy delivering presents. Infused with pop culture–based Christmas cheer (“Now I’ve already seen the shelf with the elf”), Comet prances past the traps until it’s time to gather up the kids, most of whom look terrified, for a group snapshot with the other reindeer and then climb back into harness: “This was a great stop but a few million to go / Christmas Eve must continue with style!” Though festive, the verse feels trite and unlikely to entice youngsters. A sprinkling of “True Facts About Reindeer” (“They live in the tundra, where they have friends like the arctic bunny”) wrap up this celebration of the predatory spirit. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

These reindeer games are a bit tired but, given the series’ popularity, should have a large, ready-made audience. (Picture book. 5-7)

Pub Date: Oct. 4, 2022

ISBN: 9781728276137

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Sourcebooks Wonderland

Review Posted Online: Dec. 12, 2022

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